new paltz high school

The only highschool in new paltz. Kind of ass tbh just get held back in eighth grade while u still can
Has a vaping problem so bad they had teachers with sign in sheets sit outside bathrooms for a week.

Located on Butt Corners, allegedly Putt Corners but vandalized idk I don’t see it B lunch solos

“Why tf is the high school so small”
“That’s the middle school they decided to put new paltz high school around the corner from a fucking strip mall McDonald’s instead of in town”

by c0rnbreads October 20, 2022

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ark pioneer school

A wonderful school that you should visit 😁

I went to ark pioneer school

by Bhad-barbie October 1, 2020

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Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.

GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...

by Danvillian July 16, 2020

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School

Child labor disguised as a normal thing. makes people want to kill themself I fuckinhg hate school. Also a nirvana song.

Brad: I hate School so much
Zara: omg how?! it’s the best nirvana song!
Brad: you stupid fucking bitch

by anonymous August 5, 2024

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quakertown high school

you only hear about it once in a while on the news. for ya know, being racist, bomb threats, etc. where you will be lit on fire if the name pennridge leaves your mouth, yet almost everyone dated someone from there. where every bathroom is either locked, flooded, or hotboxed. where the chef’s room is almost lit ablaze everyday. where the freshman locker pod is a place where only the truly desperate go. where you lose track of how many pregnant sophomores you’ve passed in a day. but for some reasons, the students love it there.

“have you ever seen that hot, humble guy from quakertown high school?”
“no, i don’t believe in fairytales jessica”

by crackheadmack June 4, 2020

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