Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

by prudulentjack August 20, 2022

shit-yakker

when you're shitting and get the sensation that you're gonna throw up

"bro i was having a bathroom emergency and I almost shit-yakked"
"I heard alexa shit-yakked all over the place when she had food poisoning"
she's a shit-yakker

by shityakker April 26, 2022

Shit PTSD

Getting ptsd from seeing a previous persons shit in a toilet.

“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”

“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”

by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015

Shitting (something)

Being really good at something.

Hey, did you know I’m shitting (something) physics?
Really? I’m shitting math!!!

by nanaxox September 28, 2022

Shit

What do you think it means?

Shitbitch wtf is up?

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 13, 2020

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024