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Michael Strembitsky School

THE WORST FUCKING SCHOOL IN EDMONTON LIKE OMG
John: hey wanna go to Michael Strembitsky School?
Todd: FUCK NO! IM NOT LOOKING TO BE JUMPED
by E@$t0n June 1, 2021
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School

Get ready Karens, Moms, Jake dads. this one is for you. School is a fucking shit show filled with kids that just want to have a good childhood. Kids have DREAMS. But what do they have to do instead of pursuing their dreams that might be a huge success in their life one day? Homework. Homework, we do it in our only free time at home when we cold be fulfilling our dreams but NO. we have to do "work on the human body" that will not be in any part of most of our lives. what they should do is let kids decide subjects they are interested in. Every school should do that. Then all you karens and mothers and JAKE DADS wouldnt be wondering why Teens are so stressed all the time. And you have to understand that our generation is much different than your generation. there has been many things that has happen since 1692. so in conclusion, schools need to do better.
Karen: Why are you so grumpy all the time?
Teen: School.
by MaCoCks Obig June 2, 2021
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Egan Junior High School

Ok ok Egan was good and all but then my crush denied my invitation ;;--;;; i asked why and she said 'bcuz ur ugly' and everyone in the school argeed. the teachers did nothing to stop bullying andmy feelnigs got hurt. they could have done a bette rjob teaching BUT nO they Didnt. :(((
Billy: Is Egan Junior High School good?
Gerald: No lol
by Kpop Pitbull360 June 2, 2021
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Amory high school

Random person: “Yuck! Something smells”
Other person: “yeah those kids must go to Amory high school
by Super spy 🤫 June 2, 2021
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School

The definiton of hell and a prison at the same time.
You wake up, have a good time and then you remember that its Monday and you have to go to School.
by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021
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Northwest High School

A public high school located in Germantown, MD. If you go here it’s probably because QO was overcrowded. The Math department is alright, the science department has horrible and shitty teachers, the social studies department is chill with a few teachers. Our only good sports teams are track, cross country, and football (depending, we haven’t won states in years). Lacrosse team is god awful and always loses to the good schools then QO. People at this school either think they’re the shit and act toxic as fuck or are quiet and boring as fuck. No bad girls here except for a few which is why you tend to see a lot of people date outside of NW. Parties are pretty fucking bland and most people end up just going to QO or other school parties. As a former NW student, I wish I went to QO instead. Better sports, better all around, much better student community.
Damian: “Bro I went to this Churchill party this weekend and it was a fuckin’ rager there were so many hot chicks.”
Robert: “Yeah too bad Northwest High School doesn’t have any fun parties. We fucking lost in lacrosse again to QO. The lacrosse program at QO is so much better I might transfer to be honest.”
Damian: “Yeah dude this school is boring as fuck. I might transfer to Churchill to be fucking honest lmfao. Fuck this gay ass school.”
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School IT

Staff that take 1 fucking hour to find your school password and then factory resets your laptop.
Their breath smells like coffee and they look like fat shits who sit and look at reddit all day.
"The school IT is so shit man, they factory reset my fucking computer" Quote from a student.
by nubby344309 June 7, 2021
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