i'll beat the shit out of you

1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.

1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.

by vizzreal December 18, 2016

Shit show

Basically every Knesset “meeting” - a misleadingly sardonic euphemism commonly accepted as a ‘culturally-sensitive’ term in reference to what is actually more akin to a jaw-dropping exhibition of at least 7-8 congressional members publicly flexing their muscles at each other like baboons on steroids, while others display more creative performances
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!

Enrapturing from the first second, a mind-blowing performance of political leaders purportedly voted into office democratically, who shout wildly at each other in a wild chorus of primal screams that escalates and finally concludes in volcanic eruption - wow, what a shit show!!

by Naomichevalier June 23, 2024

Shit Show

See Ravens Lacrosse Club

These people are running a straight up shit show!!

by Scott McGuiness March 25, 2022

Shit

Literal shit.

Person: i eat shit
Person 2: noice i eat shit 2

by DonutProXx_YT January 6, 2021

Shit Chat

Chit chatting while getting shit-faced

We got together at the bar for some chit chat, and after a few shots, it turned into a shit chat.

by whodatsaywhat December 9, 2021

shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.

Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.

by Houlihoops September 27, 2022

screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.

I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.

by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023