The shit that killed elvis

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

by This dick2424 January 7, 2019

Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.

Dam i just took a dick shit!

by Bruno the bull. July 10, 2018

full of that shit

Under the influence. Be it alcohol, heroine, whatever substance comes to mine. Someone who is noticeably and obnoxiously high / drunk. Originated from southern slang, when elderly would talk about being "full of liquor" or flat out drunk.

Person 1: Hey, what'r ya doin in my house?!
Person 2: Dudes, we're outside. You must be full of that shit?

by Twwiggy April 7, 2019

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

Piece of shit

Someone who constantly leaves his good friends on "read" on facebook

M: I'm so sick of him, I always message him and its just read read read and never a reply
J: sounds like a piece of shit

by JimKetch November 8, 2020

Chicken shit

A phrase used as an exclamation to express your feelings. Similar terms include: Bull shit, Oh my ass, Bull Crap, B.S., bologna!

Jeff- “ I played Fortnite with Ninja!”

Brad- “ Oh chicken shit!”

by B-rad64/5/CA June 10, 2018

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by antsasshill November 28, 2021