The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.
I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.
by Canadia99 August 26, 2012
Get the Apollo Shit mug.Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
by frogginstyle December 14, 2018
Get the Shit Shuffle mug.To hotbox a toilet cubicle, then proceed to take a dump (shit). After completing the shit, one inhales the spliff, cigarette etc., places their face in the toilet bowl , blows out and inhales the shit Immidiatley after.
by AH1309 December 19, 2024
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Get the shit rider mug.I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2024
Get the Your life is shit mug.It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.
Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket
by Macon P. March 4, 2023
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