Shit

Somthing brown stick and comes out your ass

I just had a proper mad shit bro

by Mssjiejdncnz May 3, 2021

Shit Cunt

"Cowboy" or Cam has just proven to be a true low life here in Australia his has proven to be a 'Shit Cunt'

"Cameron Underwood" is a "Shit Cunt" A low life that will eventually always fuck anyone over for Crack - he lives his life as a true crack whore does lie after lie - himself before anyone & anyone for a point. A waste of air to be honest Right.

by Beaudesert Truths December 10, 2022

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

shit camping

When you have to shit and someone is in the only stall for an absurd length of time

"Hey what took you so long"

"Oh i was shit camping, some fuckwad took the only stall"

by 8pumpchump August 2, 2016

Chicken shit

The kind of person who has to have a 6 year old or somebody who either doesn't know or hardly knows the other person to talk the shit they want to talk to somebody when the other person is around.

The mouthy girl/guy would have her mother, someone else's kids, or a stranger to the other person talk shit to them, unless it was something the chicken shit wanted them to read on the internet about themself.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Bull Shit

When someone says something that is do dumb or just so unbelievable that it is equivalant of the waste product of a bull.

"That's bull shit, what do you think im retarted?"

" This is bull shit, noones going to believe that"

" Do you think im going to believe this bull shit"

by Infinite Digits December 17, 2017

Shit dam

It is when there is pressure or an air bubble (a fart) holding back a large amount of shit. Once the shit dam breaks it all just fallso out.

Fk man it only took 5 minutes of pushing and squeezing to break that shit dam. Then it all just came out.

by Mr. Impossible June 22, 2016