bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake

dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

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Type Shit

A behavior or situation that the person you’re answering probably will be familiar with. “Type Shit” is used Instead of describing exactly what happened or the mundane details of the situation/behavior.

How was your vacation?

“ it was wild , lots of promiscuous type shit.”

by Warriorm3 February 5, 2024

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Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

by Novy3946 August 30, 2025

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shit

1: poop, or feces

2: realisation

1: i took a fat shit last night
2: shit, i left the oven on

by morting March 17, 2025

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Pit Shits

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.

by Mr.Neverdie December 23, 2017

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National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

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