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holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.
1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.
by XInTheDark September 30, 2019
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The guy who says basic shit

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)
Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger
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Tetris Dat Shit

The act of one or more individuals interlocking steps used to step up and get boats.
Man Ryan and I really Tetris Dat Shit yesterday.
by :HLKJFGDZSF July 10, 2014
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Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.
"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"
by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022
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That French Shit

by That French Shit December 27, 2020
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Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.
Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018
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Shit Country

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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