my johnson quivered

An intense spiritual connection with God

My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.

by Timbrown$ September 14, 2018

oh my heckin' god

an exclamation that can be used in many circumstances. it is a less profane version of "oh my fuckin god" and more positive. it can be used when something is funny, surprising, or maybe dumb.

Peppa: George, we won the lottery!
George: OH MY HECKIN' GOD

George: oops i've spilt your tea
Peppa: ugh oh my heckin god ur cancelled

Peppa: OH MY HECKIN GOD ! GEORGE LOOK AT THIS MEME i'm laughing so hard
George: HAHAHA OH MY HECKIN GOD

by hecking September 15, 2018

My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

by QuacksO September 18, 2018

Negro My Chegro

1.) The phrase you say when you first join a discord voice/text channel or join a normal human in real life conversation

2.) The way Black people greet asian people

Negro My Chegro my fellow Chegro!

by N1993r S14y3r September 18, 2018

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

Yawnage On My Hornage

Defines somebody who is a crap shag; rubbish or boring in bed - a buzzkill for pheromones.

Lisa is so yawnage on my hornage - she just lies there like a hermit crab.

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018

Lost my guac

A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.

"Dude, I just lost my Guac!"
"My mom bought me some guacamole and now I lost my guac."

by Dragónverde September 24, 2018