by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003
by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017
by WlydeO January 15, 2020
Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 04, 2009
Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.
Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.
by KaunArtist September 07, 2011
Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.
Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.
Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.
by Heezy P. March 06, 2014
Best show in da frickin' world... About 4 turtles with deadly martial art weapons. Like Nunchuku, Bo staff, Sai and Katana. Pretty cool shite there man!
They, Liked pizza man. They also fought the almighty shredder!
TMNT! This best show in this frickin' world... Owns all those homo face shows now a days
So.. What da shell?
They, Liked pizza man. They also fought the almighty shredder!
TMNT! This best show in this frickin' world... Owns all those homo face shows now a days
So.. What da shell?
teenage mutant ninja turtles best show ever.. They could own Dragon ball Z and all those power rangers and that homo face ben 10 crap! Thats the facts jack..
by God321 December 22, 2006