Lard Tits

The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area

I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits

by animaldrummer234 November 14, 2011

Tit-Smacker

Someone who smacks titties.

lemme smack dem massive tig ol bitties! I’m the tit-smacker!

by hornyidiot4286 January 19, 2023

IKEA tits

Flat packed tits due to very tight bra that simply explode wheh the bra comes off

I bet Lindsay is packing a pair of IKEA tits, them babies are bigger that they look, can't wait to unleash those bad boys.

by Subbuteokid December 4, 2022

lil' tits

the high school white rapper that raps about fucking all the big bitches and sucking milf bitties. lil' tits is also obsessed with the school prostitute's big juicy and round titties

lil' tits came out with a new track on soundcloud today guys. listen to it!

by Lil Thong November 17, 2018

Male tits

If you know any Andrews, they probably have them

Andrew has male tits

by Hi489 December 3, 2018

avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

Tit tap

When a girl is climbing on top and her tit taps your member

When Alice was climbing on last night she totally tit tapped me.

by cdqq4819 July 23, 2018