mammoth tits

Tits that are so big, it defies all science and suggests the existence of a loving God for some or a cruel God for others.

Mammoth Tits

Loving - That woman has tits so big, I need more than two hands.

Cruel - That woman has tits so big, she is a hunchback from their weight.

by Totallynotadogontheinternet123 November 22, 2016

IKEA tits

Flat packed tits due to very tight bra that simply explode wheh the bra comes off

I bet Lindsay is packing a pair of IKEA tits, them babies are bigger that they look, can't wait to unleash those bad boys.

by Subbuteokid December 4, 2022

Tit-Smacker

Someone who smacks titties.

lemme smack dem massive tig ol bitties! I’m the tit-smacker!

by hornyidiot4286 January 19, 2023

Tit wiggling

Describes two or more kids messing around and taking up time

This too boys are tit wiggling around

by Awesomeboy3,000 May 9, 2020

male tits

the boy's boobs

damn, this niggerfaggot want to suck my beautiful male tits

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Tit Spicer

Someone who annoys/is annoying. This can also be used as an adjective "Spicing my tits"

When your friend won't shut up about the season finale of Naruto that they watched last night, they are "spicing your tits"

"Justin won't shut up, he is being a real Tit Spicer!"
"Taylor has been acting stupid all day, she's really spicing my tits."

by OrdinaryNaga August 18, 2021

Grizzle Tits

The female version of "blueballs" where women get excessively emotional when dissatisfied.

Boyfriend: "Gosh, are you PMSing?"
Girlfriend: "No, I have a massive case of Grizzle Tits because you can't satisfy me!"

by IKnowYoureJealous May 9, 2012