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Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)
Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.
by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020
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Ur Pap a Trap

The forbidden insult. Only to be used in dire situations.
John: "Ur Mom Gay"
Jerry: "Ur sister a mister"
John : "Ur pap a trap"

Jerry: *Dies instantly, along with God, Zeus, Odin, and all other God's of the Aztecs, Nordics, Mayans, Egyptians, and the Incas, bringing all people of Earth to their knees as they await the punishment from Satan for using the forbidden insult.*
by PeffdaddyD May 11, 2018
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your grandpap trap

A comeback or insult worse than your mom gay , your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny all combined.
British nigga: yo chap your mom gay haha, ur granny tranny lol
me: shutup, your grandpap trap
British nigga: *fucking dies*
by wtfisanUhqi May 11, 2018
mugGet the your grandpap trapmug.

Canadian Booty trap

To put hot sauce in a condom to “trap” someone from stealing your sperm.
Joe decided to deploy a Canadian booty trap to keep a crazy gold digger from taking his money.
by Crazydudemanbro January 14, 2022
mugGet the Canadian Booty trapmug.

Venus flesh trap

Bob: Hey how was your date last night?

Jim: Got my cock caught up in a venus flesh trap...I think it's broken dude
by Ad Hominem April 13, 2017
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Turkish finger trap

When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.
This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.
by Gurthyshlong November 14, 2022
mugGet the Turkish finger trapmug.

brugger+ trap= incident

dit is wanneer er een brugger is een trap is en ook een ander soort trap die vanuit een cool iemands lichaam komt
Ik heb vandaag een brugger van de trap gekankerd, brugger+ trap= incident
by zyzz42069 February 7, 2022
mugGet the brugger+ trap= incidentmug.

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