When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*
by moosir2u September 22, 2011
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The order of the EXTREME DUTCH CLAN/GUILD/GROUP pyramid is like this:

DUTCH MASTER: CONSISTED OF ONE SUPREME MASTER, NETO
DUTCH COUNCIL: CONSISTED OF 3 IMPORTANT MEMBERS
DUTCH ELDERS: CONSISTED OF 25 MEMBERS
DUTCH MAN:CONSISTED OF 350 MEMBERS
DUTCH BOY:CONSISTED OF 700-850 MEMBERS
DUTCH PEON/TRAINEE/APRENTICE, CONSISTED OF 110 MEMBERS
OH YEA, OH YEA OH YEA, NETO JUST MADE ME A DUTCH MAN!!!!

hey gratz man, im still a dutch boy =(

hahahaah YOU AND ANOTHER 850 SAD LOSSERS STILL IN THE LOW RANK!!!!!
by NETO!!!!! March 02, 2005
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Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down

Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.
"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."

"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"

"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."
by i_is_a_real_boy March 10, 2010
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something grandfathers who want to cope with their big ass noses say
DUTCH PERSON: if you aint dutch you aint much
NORMAL PERSON: kys challenge go!
by madokamagicafan069 May 18, 2023
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When a girl or boy gets fucked by a Persian guy and he pulls out with shit on his dick. And another girl/boy licks the shit off Persian guys dick.
Gentile: I had an amazing double dutch chocolate ice cream last night with 2 hot Persian boys!
Joey: You have some serious fucking issues man.
by Hot sweaty 6 year old ass October 15, 2015
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A sexual act involving interlocking arms while grabbing ones own penis. The pair then proceeds to do somersaults while causing the other one to masturbate ones self. The pair will create an illusion that they are spinning on a trapeze.
Bob was injured while performing a Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze with Tom.
by Blindsleep June 17, 2015
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