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cum cement

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.
Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.
by donkey punching bag September 3, 2016
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Cum Guards

Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.
That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?
by Al-katraz September 6, 2013
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Dust Cum

When you just can't manage a full spoon of cum. You've wanked that much that your cum is present but almost ghostlike in substance.
"Tom wanked that much in the car on the way home that eventually he only managed a Dust Cum.."

"I came but I don't know where it went....."
"That's what you call Dust Cum Tom."

On the job all night, she bled your snake dry and even when you came in her eye it was just Dust Cum....
by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013
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Cum Limbo

When a guy blows his egg whites on a girl's stomach and she has nothing to wipe it off with.... she 'cum limbos' as in she has to arch her back backwards like she is limboing so that the cum doesn't slide off.
After Jack blew his load on Betsy's stomach, she had to cum limbo all the way to the bathroom to wipe off the spooge.
by 'spo December 2, 2011
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Cum slut

A person who loves cum. Note that a cum slut may love other peoples’ cum or their own, or both. They just can’t get enough cum or cumming. A cum slut can be any sex, gender, sexual orientation, or religion, however not much is known about Zoroastrian cum sluts.
Dude, Jordan is such a cum slut. If they are not licking cum off someone’s genitals then doggone it, they are producing cum on their own, just to bring more cum into this world. Thus Came Zarathustra.
by renbag March 26, 2023
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Cum Cubby

After giving her a creampie, I told my girlfriend to clean out her cum cubby.
by SkimMilk69 August 6, 2017
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cum gargla

One who uses semen as mouthwash. One who prefers to blow bubbles with sperm before swallowing it.
Steve liked to gargle semen in the shower before work, once word of this got around the office, he was known as the cum gargla.
by EDG December 28, 2004
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