Short

to be missing out on something, to not being able to make it to a move, can be used in any form tbh

Arnold: Yo they not pullin up to the party no more

Jeff: Fuck it they Short

by Adam Gomez October 1, 2020

Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.

Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!

by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023

the smol and short jelly

This is me.

Hi I'm The Smol And Short Jelly on the urban dictionary

by The Smol And Short Jelly May 27, 2022

Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Sann (short)

Sann is very very short sann also calls ppl taller then it short when you can literally stomp on it💀 also thinks a 69 year old man is fine weird ah

Sann (short)is so short ong

by Stealth777 August 15, 2022

A very short time ago

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago

I went on a run a very short time ago

by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020

Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it

whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire

by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021