Chi-rho pill

The Chi-rho pill refers to extreme disillusionment with modern Christianity and awakens a desire for the religion to return to its ecumenical roots, like how it was under the chad Roman Emperor Constantine and his Council of Nicaea.

"Bruh, after listening to third-rate music and speeches in church and watching church drama my whole life, I took the Chi-rho pill and want another reformation."

"I'm tired of watching you guys argue over theology. I'm taking the Chi-rho pill on this discussion."

by King Alfred the Great September 24, 2022

Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023

Plugged and Pillaged

Another term for a cornhole that has been plundered by a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has been plugged and pillaged.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

sigma'd pilled

Someone who's skin is so thick they turn it into a personality.

Yo bro this guy on this stupid Roblox game named Spacecat calls himself "sigma'd pilled" cuz how much hot shit he thinks he is.

by Skeletard October 19, 2023

balkan/mediterranean pilled

Realizing that your country in the Balkans/Mediterranean Sea is, in some way or another, considered superior to any other country in the world, even though the economy of your nation may be utter shit.

Other countries attempt to compensate by boasting a better economic status, believing it is their sole means of feeling "better" or "superior" to any Balkan/Mediterranean nation. Consequently, they are destined to forever lack the greatness of a truly civilized and great Balkan/Mediterranean nation.

For these foreigners, it seems that their situation is irreversible, with little they can do to improve their nation, as their history and progress are deemed worthless and insignificant.

Westerners need to realize that their country is worthless as it is not balkan/mediterranean pilled.

by DinaricMF December 31, 2023

The Krill Pill

He's Krilly. He's Pilly. It's the Krill Pill.
An amalgamation of krills and pills getting larger and larger until it forms a guy named Sonny; the master Krill Pill.

Nigga 1: We just stole the Krill Pill's car!
Nigga 2: Who's the Krill Pill?
Nigga 1: Start writing your will.

by JoeRighteous65 January 5, 2024

grey oblong pill

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule

1: Hey dude, you got a grey oblong pill yet?
2: Yeah! It looks like Keanu Reeves

by thesquip January 28, 2024