dick-to-phone

The definition of dick-to-phone means a good connection.

Like when you have the dick-to-phone connection.

Honey, can you turn on the dick-to-phone ?

Dick-to-phone ??!!

Now THAT's a GOOD connection !!!

Can you put that on tape for me, please ?

Thank you...

by Johnny Lingas May 7, 2011

phone

To nick something.

I just phoned some money off you!

by TGKF March 27, 2003

phoned

On a phone conversation and can't out of it or having to supervise the phone for a period of time. also spelled f0n3d

im f0n3d til 1.
Skimo is phoned!

by Sonyman25 November 8, 2005

Cell Phone

A portable device that was invented to use to talk to people that Gen Z is petrified to use to talk to people.

*rings*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

Cell Phone Standard Time

The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.

L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.

by Laura Bowman April 19, 2008

PhunE$$

Paragraphs, not words, helps all of us to new beginnings.

Everyone is valued.

Also referred to as "funny money."

My friend made me laugh, so in return I gave him funny money. PhunE$$.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Phunentonomicroscopicvolcaniosis

Small particles of a volcano

Phunentonomicroscopicvolcaniosis

by Jeffy puppet December 2, 2021