Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020

monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine

He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking

by Cunty June 20, 2016

Fluff monkey

A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...

Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....

Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???

by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016

Monkey Pick

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Monkey Boy

A cheeky, fun-loving, frivolous, cantankerous, light-hearted person who might not take themselves (or others) seriously for some of of the time.

Don't take him too seriously - He can be a bit of a Monkey Boy ...

by Will_87 February 2, 2017

Crease monkey

1. Gynecologist
2. Vage mechanic

Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.

by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012

Pawn Monkey

Any individual who "Hangs Around" a pawn shop solely for entertainment purposes and believes they are equally entertaining. Can also be an individual that frequents pawn shops so that they may dazzle everyone with their vast knowledge of all things from tools to tiaras. They are always wrong about everything.

Clerk One: "You know that guy?"

Clerk Two: "Yea, that's just Bob. He's one of our usual Pawn Monkeys. Try to ignore him"

by Lord of the Pawns February 22, 2011