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meat drapes 

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat drapes can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat drapes around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat drapes stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
meat drapes by smartyass March 24, 2010
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meat grinder 

one who uses ones teeth to an excess during sexually related subjects, generally this results in pain for the male species
Hayter cried after his meat grinding mistress made him bleed
meat grinder by LBalla February 5, 2005
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Meat Shake

The shaking of a man's penis in front of some other person.
John: Hey Paul, you hungry?
Paul: Sure.
John: Well, how about a Meat Shake!
Meat Shake by slick hemlock September 2, 2009

meat puppet 

A person of below average height, such as a midget, who enjoys having entire hands, or fists, inserted into their rectum, thus looking like a live puppet to any viewers.
She enjoyed having every man's hand from the local hockey team up her ass and being their meat puppet mascot.

He took his hand and jammed it up the meat puppet's ass. It looked like Kermit with blood and shit squirting everywhere.

Meat Space

noun
What gamer nerds use when referencing the “real world” during in-game chat.

Likens the real world to Myspace.

Most commonly used in the games Second Life and WoW.
"I met a girl today in meat space. I would have asked her out, but my quest log was full.”
Meat Space by FMohns January 12, 2009

Meat Cutter 

When a guy is scissors a chick
She was a lesbian so when she finally humped a guy, all she could do was the Meat Cutter
Meat Cutter by Tronicon September 5, 2010

meat sleeve 

The un-circumsized skin on the end of a penis
meat sleeve by joasfrank August 2, 2007