old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

Naked Lady Giver

Any computer connected to the internet.

(As in capable of accessing pornographic, adult material)

I woulda checked my email, but I got a virus on my naked lady giver.

by Team_ZG_DrAwesome November 26, 2011

Crazy Cat Lady

The lady that has too many cats, maybe 5+ cats.

She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.

Remember the crazy cat lady down the street?

by Ashxia September 29, 2017

Random Spanish Lady

some weird lady who calls ur phone twice a day and when u tell her she has the wrong number, still can't figure it out

Nora, that random spanish lady won't stop calling me. Will you please tell her in spanish that you have a chicken in your pants?

by mizzz finnsta January 15, 2009

Lady Gaga eyelashes

Having real or fake eyelashes that are ridiculously long, thick, and full eyelashes. Lady Gaga's are fake for the most part. You can tell because sometimes they cover her eyebrows.

Holly: "Wow your make up looks great today Cheyanne."
Cheyanne: "Oh thanks, it took a long time to get these fake eyelashes on."
Holly: "Yeah they look like Lady Gaga eyelashes! Haha!"

by Mischyy December 10, 2009

crazy cat lady

a elderly lady who has no relative vistors or husband, so to feel better has A lot of cats. she has so many that she and her house legit smell like litterbox. plus she sometimes uses her cat brush as a hairbrush so hair looks weird af

pff whats that smell of cat urine??? ohh its just the crazy cat lady

by fartdogs June 2, 2016

Beautiful young ladies

Something that Joe Biden can't help but stare at and sniff.

Donald Trump: Did you see those violent BLM rioters being destructive and destroying property?
Sleepy Joe Biden: I didn't see anything of the sort, I was too busy staring at those beautiful young ladies, aren't they gorgeous? I like to see them in shorts and being able to look at their smooth, slender little legs!

by Icy Wyte July 7, 2022