Jesus Boner

A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter boys sing in the background. Morning wood becomes morning good.

That hoe got the Jesus Boner, nah mean?
(The choir passes in a catholic bus)

by Narcoleptic Cactus June 17, 2018

Pan Jesus

Pan Jesus also know as Beebo aka "Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco" the savior of the Pansexuals .

I went to P!aTD concert and saw Pan Jesus

by Pussisucc April 23, 2019

Jesus Was A Satanist

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

jesus kid

The person that always prays and goes to church every Sunday

Are u going to church

Yes I am
Wow you are a jesus kid

by Bag of chips May 24, 2018

Jesus police

A Jesus police is a person of authority who has shot and killed an innocent , unarmed person ..

He don’t even believe in Jesus .. !!
Why’d he call the Jesus police .. ??

by AfterMatth .. February 15, 2020

Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022

jumpers for jesus

Someone who is an Evangelical Christian that is overly enthusiastic about their faith. Usually one to put down those that do not share the same beliefs as them.

Bro, did you see that ruling on the new abortion ban? That is sure to get the Jumpers for Jesus going.

by 31817689137 December 20, 2019