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Jason

May not always be on the same page, but will always be there for you. True best friend.
I'm feeling so low, I think I need Jason
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Jason

Jason is one of a kind human being. He typically dates older women and is not interested in anyone younger than him. He usually has tanned skin, hazel eyes, a small flat nose and tight curly hair.

Forewarning- Jason is not like other guys. He is a beast. He is rough at night, and is an animal in the bedroom. He likes to take control and likes it rough 😈 He likes to watch gay porn and is an LGBTQ+ supporter.

He has boba eyes. He is not short but he is not tall. He has a very muscular build but could loose some weight. He has big juicy meaty thighs but he is hiding a BIG beast between them 😈

Jason is a man of God, but could use Jesus in his life.

One strange thing about this boy, is that he likes to suck the snot out his partners (cause he could be into guys) nose👃 He is shy at first and has this tough exterior but when you get to know the real Jason, he is actually a kind loving soul who cares for others. He jokes a lot but underneath all that, he is a lonely being who by joking hides his true emotions.

He is a pretty alpha wolf who takes good care of himself by wearing lip ice and working out for that bakery for his men and women. When he kisses, he kisses passionately. His tongue can reach all places 😈 He is bipolar and bisexual.

He is a comfortable man who is willing to release that gas in front of his loved ones and strangers. He likes girls and boys with long curly hair, but will settle for those sexy blonde haired species.
Girl 1: Whose that bro with the Afro?
Girl 2: It’s obviously Jason, did you not see the way he sucks that banana 🍌

Girl 1: oooohhh
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Jason

JASON is the definition of gay.
Example: Jason walks into a bar and you see him and automatically think wow he is gay!
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Jadon

Penis is bigger than Drake. Muscles of Zeus. Lucious locks of hair. Date him ladies he's single.
Have you seen Jadon's drake?! It's huge!
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Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.
Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!
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Jason

He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates
Ew look it’s jason
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Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.
Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom
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