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Metro Early College High School

Metro, commonly referred to as "hell" by the sophomore class, is a STEM school.

Metro was created on the idea that kids could go on an accelerated school life, and go straight to college. By doing two years of college, students can get a start into the world.
Metro constantly changes, leading to confusion. Seniors relax, knowing that they will never again have to deal with Metro's flux, while the freshman class dread the upcoming years.

Procrastinators are never punished, thus everyone at Metro procrastinates in some way. The only way for a procrastinator to become punished is if the teachers call the parents. Students who find themselves on the receiving end of this expect to hear lectures.

Grading is one thing that has not changed in the history of Metro. At Metro, one must meet what is called MASTERY, or a 90% or higher. Failing to receive this grade, even receiving 89%, results in the dreaded WIP.

Metro runs on an online system. Students submit work onto a site called Taskstream, which are then graded by teachers that are tech-savvy enough to use a Mac. If a student does not have access to a computer, the school will provide a used MacBook. If the student does not have Wi-Fi, the school simply shows the kid to a hotspot.

The other part of Metro's monitoring system is known as PowerSchool. This is a grade book where teachers can put grades, giving parents a way to monitor kids. However, teachers never update their grade book, usually leading to classes with no grade.
Powerschool Grade: 89% (WIP)

Parent: Powerschool says You're not meeting your potential. I sent you to Metro Early College High School so that you could meet your potential

Student: Ok. (Notices lack of grading in over two months.)
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Schreiber High School

A school in Port Washington full of drugs and chewing tobacco.
"Dude I'm taking my SAT at Schreiber High School, hope I don't get a contact high."

Riordan High School 

The trashiest all-boys catholic high school in San Francisco. It's over run with hoodrats and people who regularly go to the grove. Mostly filipino kids and gay homo niggas.
Nigga #1: Yo did you hear about what happened at Archbishop Riordan High School?
Nigga #2: Nah bruh what the fuck happened?
Nigga #1: Some nigga got caught kissing a dude
Nigga #2: those riordan niggas are on some gay shit smh

fairfax high school 

n. a school made of tin can walls and has its own ghetto.
a place where white people are a minority
where the principle is a leprechaun nazi
we have a record breaking number of asains
where even the teachers are druggies
and a woman with a mullet by the name of sue strikes fear into the hearts of white kids everywhere.
sue to a black kid:do you have a pass?
black kid: fuck no
sue: ok come have a smoke with me

sue to a white kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS
white kid: i have a pass
sue: THATS NO EXCUSE... YOUR SUSPENDED BITCH

--good times--
fairfax high school by spermantha February 25, 2005

Vanguard High School 

Vanguard High School is a school in Northwestern Ocala/Marion County, Florida. It is by far the most ghetto school in Ocala. The day usually starts out with a random shooting across the street, and as the day progresses, multiple drug deals occur. Vanguard has a marvelous IB program, which is full of many protected rich kids, who stray themselves from the rest of the population and pack their lunch like typical nerds. Vanguard's nickname is "The Finest High School In The Land". It is notorious for it's obese staff and administration who like to pummel themselves into the personal lives of their students. Vanguard has an amazing football team, which is it's only backbone to being a real school.
Demetriquanda: Ayeeee girl, you know I go to Vanguard High School right? Well b****, there was this fight da otha day, and GIRL, they toe ha a** the f*** up! I mean DAAAAAAAAAAMN.

Courtney: Oh really? That's wonderful! (:

Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School 

A totally amazing high school located outside of Jackson, Wisconsin.

A high school filled with easy women and where 98% of the students are loaded with cash. Kettle Moraine Lutheran also has a much higher drug problem compared to other Lutheran high schools.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School (KML) is wayy better at sports than any other school in their conference, especially Laconia and Winnebago Lutheran Academy, also known as WLA or "pooptard acadamy" by some students.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran has about 430 students and continues to grow year after year.

In sports KML dominates year after year, the Chargers have consistently won state in Volleyball, Women's Soccer, Cheerleading, and always is a strong contender with every other sport.

While Kettle Moraine Lutheran continues to excell at everything they do, Winnebago Lutheran continues to be stupid.
Man 1: "Hey man! Did you win at that basketball game yesterday?"

Man 2: "Nahhh man... We played Kettle Moraine Lutheran..."

Student 1: "Hey dude, I heard your transferring to Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School?"

Student 2: "yeahhh... I gotta get out of WLA man, Winnebago Lutheran sucks..."

mid high school crisis 

When you realize that your already half way done with high school and you haven't done things you thought you would have done by then, or realize that the good times you have had won't last long.

This usually happens sometime during the summer after sophomore year. It can be triggered by things such as seeing some of your older friends graduating and leaving for collage, or when you see that you only have 2 more years in high school left.

It can cause things such as finally getting into shape (or at least trying to), talking to someone of the opposite sex that you used to be shy around, experimenting with drugs or alcohol, having sex for the first time and/or dropping everything to go hang out with friends knowing that they wont be there forever.
- When johnny saw his friend greg graduate, he went though his mid high school crisis and started to spend more time with his friends

- Jessica got drunk and put out when she realized that she was halfway through high school and never had sex before