hungry hands

When your an old ma who can’t resist inappropriately touching the young female office staff

Hungry hands was creeping round that bird at work again today

by Mount6138 November 27, 2018

seizure hands

someone whos hands shake and sweat when u hold them

woah thats seizure hands

by bubblecatMeow May 30, 2022

Orange Hands

When you give Donald Trump a hand job before his spray-on-tan dries.

Why do you have orange hands?

Because I needed a favor from the President.

by Funny word October 18, 2020

Whopper Hands

Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.

Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."

by Privatelyowned November 28, 2020

Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand

Poopy hand

by Big bih July 6, 2019

Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.

Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.

by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015

Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014