Eat My Soup

To feast upon the wet, saucy deliciousness of a person's genitalia. Also, what's cookin' in a person's undergarments.

Example 1:
Husband: I'm so excited you are finally cooking dinner.
Wife: Yeah, I'm serving. And after dinner you can eat my soup.

Example 2:
Tom: You are such a terrible cook. You can't even boil water.
Mary: Eat my soup, jerkface.

by coffeetalker October 23, 2013

eat make-up

they may be beautiful to look at, but the moment they start talking, their personality is not so beautiful. Therefore, tell them to eat make-up so they can be beautiful on the inside as well.

Hot girl with a bitchy attitude doesn't acknowledge you,

you say "go eat make-up... bitch"

by gpen September 27, 2012

eat my feelings

When you're sad or upset so you just keep eating

When he breaks up with me I'll eat my feelings to make me feel a little bit better

by Extra dark chocolate drizzle February 26, 2017

I eat kids

I eat kids just a man or woman esting kids

Man or woman who literally eats kid. i eat kids

WomanRight!

by King-nutt April 27, 2019

Man Eating Bunny

An evil bunny that was created in a physics class, trained to kill any one the creators hated, later other humans got involed with the man eating bunny bringing guns with them shooting anything and realsing the bunny to feed off the dead. Later a whole fictional story was created for man eating bunny.

She realsed the Man Eating Bunny to feed off the dead humans.

by blah911 April 11, 2011

eat my lettuce

1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.

2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her

Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."

by James234678900 March 14, 2014

eat your hat

to eat your hat means to disgracefully, and shamefully, and embarrassedly, or pissed.offedly REALIZE you are wrong about something, or that somebody else was able to do something
like writing, singing, painting, posing, pimping, etc better than you can. kinda like having to eat your own words, but without you even having to say something first.
punked, topped.

"biggety small sack saw stinky dopey dawg's new vid
and his shorty, latanyaneesha told him "guess you gones to have ta eat your hat now, huh, bitch".
to which small replied "slap!"

by psychbitchhommedon'tplaythat November 28, 2012