Dick Cheney

The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.

See: Lucifer

"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"

by Kratos April 19, 2006

take a dick

Male Lingo Reference to someone (male or female) whose appearance generally suggests that he/she possess exceptional skills at pleasuring a dick

"Man, I know she seemed nerdy in class, but let me tell you bro, that girl can take a dick."

"Did you see that girl behind the counter?"
"Yeah, and I bet she can take a dick."

by M-Rizzle April 21, 2014

Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009

Community Dick

Someone with low self esteem.

He is community dick because he has low self esteem, he sleeps with multiple women to validate himself.

by hyubjb March 11, 2017

dick breath

The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.

Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.

by Carl August 12, 2004

a big dick

A penis 7in or longer

"Girl the guy hade a big dick"

by ktyheed December 11, 2016

cold dick

To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a penis.

When he left the room I took out my cock and cold dicked his coffee, sandwhich, and keyboard.

by The Mighty Mighty Justone July 28, 2006