Damitol

A fictitious drug introduced in a fake commercial skit that was done by the "Not Yet Ready for Primetime Players" in the early seasons of Saturday night Live (1970s).
This "drug" supposedly would just wash all those worries away with just one simple pill.
Very funny!

"oh, what a day! My car got a flat on the way to taking my son to school, and I was to go off to the IRS auditor's office afterward. Then I had to make funeral arrangements for my father, and my house burned down thanks to the neighborhood arsonist". "I could really use a Damitol right now. It relieves both stress, anxiety, and headaches. It's a wonder drug!"

by DDargon April 17, 2009

David Bairstow

The sort of guy who will be there for you no matter what.
The sort of guy that has a silly face and a cute as hell smile.
The sort of guy with the most beautiful eyes, you could get lost in them.
The sort of guy who would always put you before himself.
The sort of guy thats got HUGE muscles.
The sort of guy that snuggles you could have all day everyday.
The sort of guy whos kisses have a lasting impression on you.
The sort of guy who gets stressed over small things and needs to realise how much people care about him, especially a wee one.
The sort of guy that no matter what you go through, you will always go back to him
for the simple reason that nobody compares to David Bairstow
The sort of guy you could love forever.

HELP ME! s'oright mussehmans eyar!
David Bairstow get the baddies for you!

by Cheeky Face November 12, 2010

David

Usually has a best friend named Ryan or Rihanna who everyone questions their relationship status together.

Everyone knows those two are David for each other, even though they say they are just best friends.

by SodaBob April 8, 2012

David

David is very conceited and can be an asshole. Usually David thinks he knows everything and thinks he can boss you around. Although he is all the above, he is quite lovable and does spoil the hell out of you.

Your boyfriend’s name is David, he must be an ass.

by Liciouslush November 29, 2017

david copafeel

somebody who would cop a feel often and in public...

jim grabbed Em's boob without her knowing...hes david copafeel

by purphaze December 29, 2008

The David Perez

16 year old 6 foot for nothing piece of shit...player that doenst know what he wants..deep down hes a faggot thats why he treats jocy so bad..hes trufully not ready to come out of the closet..also hes a bad son and a wanabe thug ..suck my dick bitch i hate you

omg my boyfriend is cheating on me,hes doing the david perez move!

by Kamila & Jocy April 2, 2005

David

David, sometimes pernounced Jub-Jub, is French for veiny hard bee penis. A person who has personality, in his own way, and is addicted to shitty videogames and anime. His appearence is discribed as a feral cave man, who can't help but to smack things with his dick. Fucks honey bees in his spare time. A David is wildly attracted to young male leprechauns, and vice versa targeted most by Irish sexual predaters for the looseness of his ass and the relaxed nature when under stress. David's can usualy survive for weeks only buy the nutrition provided by the up to 30 gallons of semen stored in their single hump. Is prone to PMS or acting women like, although he is probaly male. David's are now nearly extinct due to overhunting for their pelts, semen sacks, and estrogen. If you see a David, it would be best to perform a mercy killing with sand paper and a straw hat.

If you see the David, kill the David.
Why?
When threteded, they bare their tusks and charge unstopingly.

by MrPank October 24, 2011