crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 27, 2016

backup crush

Having a crush on someone but not a big crush you think that their cute but that’s not main crush. If you’re main crush rejects you then your back crush will be your new main crush.

Ralph is my crush but if he rejects me I just go to Mason who is my backup crush

by December 07, 2024

National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

by Pp boi 456 October 03, 2020

Boss Crush

Really, really, really wanting a person to be your new boss.

I have a boss crush on them.

by RadicalJohnson November 16, 2023

crushed feathers

a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)

"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"

by carogirl April 02, 2010

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber April 20, 2016

Crush virgin

Someone who has never had a crush

I was a crush virgin until I liked this guy... I lost my crush virginity

by Noalpacas May 09, 2021