Cracker bah

A stupid funny white person

My friend is a cracker bah

by Nnvcfggg May 13, 2021

Fire Cracker

Most commonly used in Scotland; a fire cracker is a term to describe white citizen who has red hair.

The phrase is composed of two other terms: • cracker is a slang word most commonly used in America as a description of a white person
• fire is commonly used in Scotland to describe a person with red hair

Scot 1 - “did you see Danielle?”
Scot 2 -“who?”
Scot 1 -“the wee fire cracker getting drink”

by KikiDyke June 13, 2018

Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012

Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

Cracker

What rich southern white people called poor southern white people in the 1800s.

Rich white guy: "Eww, don't touch me you poor cracker!"
Poor white guy: "Well at least I'm not a nigger"

by S1rL3git July 18, 2023

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes

Hey Ewan look at that cracker boy Theo over there

by Cjashh November 12, 2020