Cow

Your mother.

Your mother is a Cow

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Battle Cow

A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.

That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Warm cow

Feeling sleepy

After work I’m feeling warm cow tonight!

by Tiktokmasyer September 29, 2021

literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Cowing

Melina and Struan

Melina was cowing

Struan was cowing

by Sdsmac May 2, 2021

fat cow

the teacher who gives you homework

that teacher is a fat cow

by The OGBobtheDog June 18, 2023

Cameroons cows

the cameroons cows where good cows VERY VERY GOOD COWS they made meat and milk and more cows they where basic gods

available in area on we need Cameroons cows NOW

by jefjwuijedsuhyc July 23, 2020