Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

by Disisalec January 18, 2018

chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.

"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."

by Altman be praised August 26, 2014

Chode

A man like Matt Vilardebo who is too much of a coward to confront people in person so he makes silly little FB posts to garner sympathy and engagement from his non existent “top fans”

Ugh did you see Matt Vilardebo’s post.. what a Chode

by Fort Mill Mary March 16, 2025

Chode

Fleshy patch between your genitals and your b-hole.

Ouch.... she kicked me right in the chode.

by Gooch84 January 23, 2021

Elliot 'Chode' Jones

Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.

Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.

Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!

by Hot Dorito December 14, 2023

chode

Gypsy slang to to steal, or get it heavily discounted

Bray we went to Walmart and the vacuum was so expensive so we decided to chode it

by PrekazaCrew July 15, 2023

Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it

8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018