dude child

when Emma gets your attention at lunch saying, “dude child,” proceeded by “listen up,”

“dude child, what are you doing?”

by yourgenderqueergal November 18, 2019

child

a name for everyone who is an adult or not an adult, child is also a name for your annoying teacher bc we all know they is a CHILD,Also a name for your annoying friends who exist (well if I had any I would call them that)

Hello child(only when talking to adults)(or anyone annoying)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021

Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Childe

The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..

“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”

by Cockokok July 30, 2021

Big Child

A super big ole' kid. Physically they must be much larger than they should be for their age. They also must have "Big kid" energy meaning they are dominating.

Yo Anthony what's up Big Child stop overthrowing the football!

by BigChungus100 October 27, 2020

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Child support

What I'm still waiting for

"Hey dad, where is my child support?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021