CaptainCunnilingus

It has been a known fact that select women experience ejaculation during orgasm, it is a less known fact that many women who have never done it, in fact can and most women have that control they just need to be trained to do so. Captaincunnilingus is a man that can control it, simply meaning this "Talent" be it natural or something he was taught, i am not sure. He has the talent to most times with oral stimulation introduce women to female ejaculation that have never done so before.

This is 100% true myself and 4 other women that i personally know have experienced this. No Girls I am not allowed to say his name here due to The definition rules so i will just call him H. - I believe he has settled down with some lucky one and no longer practices his talent outside the house, But if your in the denver area ask about Captaincunnilingus

by Wehadtoletyaknow March 4, 2011

Captain Blackhook

Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.

captain blackhook is a prime example of judism.

by runnyass March 12, 2011

Captain Clark

The captain of a highly regarded administration team. She is famous for the quote "My Team" and uses this where possible. She is a very hard working team captain and wears an arm band similar to soccer players to show who the captain of the side is.

Captain Clark is also a good tipper in rugby league tipping competitions.

"My team should now be doing what I say" said Captain Clark

by Wholian Assange April 8, 2011

cantankerous nipples

nipples the size of basketballs with cone's on them.
squirrels that have acorns as boobs.
weird.

olvia sullivan has cantankerous nipples

(*)(*)

by oliviacumerford February 20, 2011

capanoonies

A combination of the words "crap", "pajebees", and "kahoonies"....meaning everything inside a person.

Thunder: "Kaboom"
Me: "That scared the capanoonies out of me."

by CandyP69 September 24, 2011

Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.

How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took

by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011

Captain Jackswallows

A derogatory term for a faggot who has taken on the persona of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow from those gay pirate movies.

(Southerner) "Hey whats with the monkey Captain Jackswallows?"

(Typical Yankee) "Shut up prick she's my girlfriend....racist."

by SweetDee! November 23, 2011