When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
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Adam loves working at that cafe on the water. He eats there all the time but he never has to pay for it 'cuz he's a cake puncher.
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Last night, Drew found some Derrick Cake and shoved it in his mouth and washed it down with a Baytown Milkshake.
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2. Bro, have you ever tasted kooka cakes.
2. Bro, have you ever tasted kooka cakes.
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