bum puppies

another way to describe human faeces and or defecating.

"im just going to drop off/give birth to some bum puppies"

by Ade Lunn October 28, 2007

bum tap

To put simply the quick tapping of another blokes arse in a non-sexual way, often used as friendship/masculinity building, the bum tap is a common trope in senior rugby normally used to congratulate a successful play, a ploy to encourage one's teammate/ get someone moving or as an introductory action to a conversation.

Successful attempts may be met with such responses as
"Good contact!"
"Solid Hit!"
"How are we boys" -(When introducing oneself)
"BOOM"
"G UP MATE"

Attempts may be as hard as the user intends however too soft of a hit may throw the tapper's sexuality into question, or create direly awkward situations.

The Golden Rule however is, Do. Not. Hold. Ever.
No matter what. Nor squeeze.

Bloke 1: "Man Dougan's such a queer kent"
Bloke 2: "Why's that?"
Bloke 1: "On the pitch he gave a bum tap, and held!"
Bloke 2: "The fuck mate, that is not alright"
Bloke 1:"Ay"

by Ayyylien June 7, 2016

Bum friend

A friend with benefits who solely has sex in the bum.

Gavin and Steph are not bum friends

by The Seal March 7, 2012

bum guzzler

a man who participates in homosexual activities.

a.k.a a queer

"hey roy I saw down the gay club last night"

"yeah, i was doing stuff"

"ur such a bum guzzler"

by roy woodhead January 16, 2008

bum supper

To do a big fat poo or (jobby) from your bum

Oh my, after eating that enormous burger, I think I might need a bum supper

by Gilly Pants January 28, 2006

bum plunder

to anally violate a gay man or a place where there can be a lot of bum plundering (gay anal sex)

they come from a land down under where gay men go to bum plunder

by sapclap October 19, 2010

Under-Bum

An area located beneath the Buttocks, If ticklish it is open to the act of Under-Bumming, where a second party uses a hand to squeeze the area as a method of acute torture.

Usually not to extract information, But to extract uncontrollable laughter and strange noises from the Under-Bumee.

Person 1 : I'm bored, I'm going to Under-bum you!

Person 2 : NO! I cant take another Under-bumming!

by Thomasjeffy December 9, 2014