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John Brown

(always emphasized in a low tone)

1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.
1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“
by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021
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brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.
She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.
by plasticus April 28, 2004
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brown clown

To excrete feces onto another person's nose. Sometimes a strange fetish act. If the defecator has liqueous feces, the act is called chunky soup.
I popped a nugget right on Tammy's nose, it was quite an exquisite brown clown.
by P. Lucho August 9, 2004
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cleveland brown

Similar to a dirty sanchez, only, after anal sex, you smear the poo under each eye,thus resembling a football player.
Last night I tackled my girlfriend below the 10 yard line, turned her tight end into a wide reciever and penalized her with a Cleveland Brown..
She promptly retaliated by sacking my quarterback (penis).
by Fulltime667 December 18, 2004
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Brown Frown

Brown Frown is a term often used to describe marijauna with very little potency. Marijauna considerded to be "brown frown" also happens to have a brownish hue. Hence the name, "brown frown."
This shit is some brown frown, man. I'm not even sure it's real weed.
by capmasta April 18, 2011
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brown zero

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

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Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

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To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.
by Total Penetration May 31, 2005
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pooter brown

A woman's asshole that is used as a pussy. To fuck a girl in the ass.
I'm gonna get me some "pooter brown"
by Willie Drake June 2, 2007
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