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Baby Brain

What a self-entitled and failed actress with aspirations to be this century’s Princess Grace calls the future queen of England et al, who has forgotten more about clothes and style than ever was written in fashion magazines, when said fashionista pointed out flaws in her daughter’s flower-girl dress which the ham disagreed with. As reported by the mummer’s husband, whose DNA results are a State secret, in his expose that nobody but journalists will read and in doing so spat the dummy thereby proving he is the one who has one.
"You're wrong! Your hormones stop you thinking. You have BABY BRAINS...And I'm more beautiful."
by M-A G January 5, 2023
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Big Brain

when you send a pic using a filter to Alex English while driving then get honked at because the light turned green and you didn't know that
Wow John is very Big Brain. What a guy
by jbr0wn May 26, 2021
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prune brain

A person whose intelligence is impaired either permanently or temporarily. The latter condition is most often associated with unexpectedly encountering other road traffic whilst sitting in the driving seat of a motor vehicle. See also halfwit moron cretin imbecile boy racer idiot muppet teenager
"No of course I'm not upset that you pulled out of a side road right in front of me, thereby endangering myself and my entire family. Think nothing of it, Prune Brain!"
by Robo283 April 26, 2008
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Brain fucker

1) A guy/girl that is on the phone a says birty things to the girl/guy on the phone
(A brain fucker is a person that fucks through the phone)
2) a guy/girl that messes with peoples minds in a sexy way
1)guy- "hey baby u wanna fuck over the phone?"
Girl- "fuck yea let's do it"
Girl- " wait r u a brain fucker?"
Boy- "what do u thank I'm trying to do now?"
Girl- "oh ok then keep going"
Or
Girl- "hey boy do u want a baby through phone sex?"
Boy-" hell yea go on baby suck my cock"
2) girl- "hey boy what u doin?"
Boy-" just you babe"
Girl- " yea baby"
Boy-" does it feel good girl"
Girl- " yea it sure does babe"
Girl- "oh ugh keep it going ugh ugh yea that's it"
Boy- "do u want to suck now?"
Girl-" sure put it up here"
by Bʏ ʏouяs ţяuʟʏ September 6, 2016
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Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.
by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022
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durr brain

Someone who is un witty or can't understand alot
Your a durr brain if you can't answer a simple question
by Kirstmc May 11, 2018
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Ape brain

A human who is so idiotic their brain could be compared to that of an ape's.
John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.

Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.
by RedBonnet May 10, 2020
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