Austintism

A term to describe a retard whose name is Austin.

“This is my cousin Austin.”
“ Why’s he seizing like that.”
“He has Austintism.”

by Thatonebo3guy May 22, 2024

Austintism

A mental defect caused by listening to too many comedy podcasts. Symptoms include social anxiety caused by being alone too often, a complete lack of self awareness which leads to projecting all uncomfortable feelings onto others who the holders deems inferior to themselves, illiteracy, and detachment from reality. It must also be noted that the people who have Austintism mistake cruelty for humor. They claim to love jokes, but have never made anyone laugh. It is believed to have originated in Austin, Texas at the Comedy Mothership.

All of Joe Rogan’s fans have Austintism.

by Thatsonu2be September 10, 2025

Austindoug

Peter Steeles son and he will drink up that pickle Pepsi

Woah Austindoug

by Haleybugggg November 7, 2025

Austinuinely

It’s like genuinely but better also you gotta capitalize it.

“Bro, it’s 5pm and it’s Sunday, everything closes early today.
“Dude, I Austinuinely need to get my ice cream before they close the shop.”

by Tristiantheavo December 28, 2025

AIEC AUSTINS

the worst and best rapper on the planet

"Hey man did you hear the new AIEC AUSTINS album Helios?"

by hotpocke May 18, 2023

Church of Austini

The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.

The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.

I can’t meet later; it’s Sunday, and I have Church of Austini service.

by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025

austigum

the definition means that when some thing or some one is awsome or cool

man you just hating me cuz i am austigum,

yo that movie was austigum

by George Lop... January 14, 2008