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Green apple slushie

When a girl has clamidea and your eating her out, green liquid starts spewing out and you keep eating her out.
by Bad nibbas March 21, 2021
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fat man's apple

I had a fat man's apple for breakfast today.
by Therealdiz March 26, 2022
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Idaho Apple Pie

a position often involved in redneck sex, where the male takes a doodoo in the females mouth and she proceeds to give him oral stimulus...
Dale Roach did the Idaho Apple Pie to my sister! I'm gonna run him over in my truck!
by 7UPyours September 25, 2011
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Warm apple cobbler

An unknown sexual act. Not actually defined, but implied by it's dirty connotations. It's a very dirty, filthy act, but is also a very versatile term.
Person A: I can't believe I actually did the warm apple cobbler.
Person B: I know...I didn't know you and Josh were so close, or so...uninhibited.
by Breanna "Warm Apple Cobller" February 21, 2007
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Apple Cider Dick

Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).
Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.

Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.

Example: A anonymous person's life
by MSpicer February 22, 2007
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whack in a pair of apples

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice
Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.
by SubLimeGreen April 22, 2009
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American apple sauce

The act of pouring apple sauce into a womens rectum then vigorously eating it out and or sexual intercourse. There for using it as lube.
man: yo, i american apple sauced this brunett.
man 2; ha i did that the other month.
man 3; i saw chocolate chips
by YMCA rehabilitation center April 12, 2011
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