Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021

Alabama Bowline

An Alabama bowline is a type of knot, often referred to as a noose, often used in the civil rights era during lynchings.

Guy 1: yo did you see that dude that killed himself?
Guy 2: yeah he tied an alabama bowline and was dead right when he jumped

by Lana696969 April 9, 2019

Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick

I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

Alabama Poutine

Fries covered in jizz.

I don’t think I could eat alabama poutine even if cum was only on a few fries.

by f3ralpixi3 March 27, 2024