by randeyverse May 9, 2025
Get the electric noodle mug.The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.
Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.
by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025
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Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023
Get the Noodle blaster mug.When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.
by Wick May 13, 2023
Get the Poo noodle mug.When someone (particularly on drugs) is tweaking out and can't sit still. Usually it looks something like when a presumably cracked out person is walking down the street, talking to themselves, and dancing/groovin to music that isn't playing. Whilst performing the act, their limbs seem limp and resemble wet noodles.
Yo, did you see that guy walking down the street a minute ago? He was noodle groovin for sure... probably on the way to the liquor store.
I was on my way to work this morning and saw some crackhead straight up noodle groovin about a block away from the office. That dude was so lit I almost mistook him for the sun by accident.
I was on my way to work this morning and saw some crackhead straight up noodle groovin about a block away from the office. That dude was so lit I almost mistook him for the sun by accident.
by Ninjareaper (Dat/guy) August 19, 2023
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