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dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
by pympkane December 6, 2021
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dumb bitch

Some bitch who thinks they’re better than everyone else and always has the constant need to stare you down all because she’s jealous of your butt
by juicyloosey69 March 25, 2019
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dumb lonely

When a person is no longer in a relationship because their ex did something dumb, but they now direct all their anger for the ex at all the wrong people thinking that because they may have misjudged the ex maybe he/she has misjudged everyone. Akin to paranoia.
Now that my baby sister has broken up with her boyfriend, she wants to cut off the family members that told her he was a loser too. She’s what Cardi B calls “dumb lonely.”
by MogulMom June 17, 2018
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Dumb

The person reading this.

you probably also looked up Pineapple you dumb fuck.
don't fucking look up pineapple you dumb fuck
by idon'treallyexist January 23, 2019
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Fast And Dumb

People Are Fast But Also Very Dumb as the world is falling down into bits. Everyday our brain's go smaller by two percent thanks to you. Look when people say thay smart, they really not you see people need to fix the earth and leave experiments behind.
"To The Fast And Dumb People! Please Leave Earth NOW!!!"
by Brobly McFlurry November 13, 2019
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relatively dumb bitch

a person who may or may not be acting like a bitch relative to the person assessing said bitch.
"She is such a dumb bitch!"

"Well, not really, because being a bitch is relative. Relative bitch. Relative asshole. Relative abuse. It's all relative."

"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."
by Chris Noel July 31, 2020
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Scum Dumb

A person who is scum and who believes themselves to be scum smart, but in reality they are so stupid they would try and claim for disability benefit and home help from someone they work out with at the Gym
They are definitely scum dumb as they tried to make an insurance claim for new carpet claiming it was damaged by Penguin that flew in through the window
by Stormtrooper in Stilettos June 15, 2023
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