Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

ur mum

i ride ur mum all night long

hi son im going to ride ur mum

by urnan dictionary 12329 July 7, 2020

Ur chick has a dick

Better than ur family tree lgbt

Peter: ur mom gay
You: ur chick has a dick
Peter: * face melts of and explodes into pieces*

by Jurrememeboy March 24, 2018

ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Ur mom

Very hot and good at sucking dn

I f***** ur mom

by Bshdhe September 13, 2021

i stole ur cheese

yes i stole ur cheese im getting the bread on my way too :3

✨I stole ur cheese Yippee✨

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024

ur mom

an answer for everything and anything. Every middle school boy says it and thinks its top tier humor.

Kid: What are you doing
Middle school boy: UR MOM

by McKinley, August 29, 2022