Chode Choker

A gay boy who says he is not gay, but would probably choke on a chode

"That Jack is such a Chode Choker

by Shannooooon December 10, 2016

Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths

I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.

by Facesittingmommy May 16, 2022

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 04, 2010

sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.

Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode

by Sean Callahan (always right) May 12, 2020

Chode Mode

A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.

My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!

by chodiebrodie January 17, 2023

chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.

Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.

by skeet skeet brah April 10, 2014

chode supreme

"Astrologies," THE chode supreme.

"Somebody told me that Astrologies guy is the chode supreme, like, father of all chodes. The most chode ever."

"Nobody else holds the title for chode supreme quite like Astrologies does."

by hvrns May 07, 2021