Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.

Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode

by Sean Callahan (always right) May 12, 2020

chode lorde

A person or persons that are acting annoying or ridiculous

Larry is being a real chode lorde about this situation.

by Weaves69 August 15, 2017

Chode Chorgler

someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.

Damn, that dude is an asshole. He's such a fucking chode chorgler.

by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017

cheugy chode

an very obvious Cheugy who is being a chode (read: annoying person)

Kyle was being such a cheugy chode I had to cancel him out of my life.

by darwin626 January 3, 2022

Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.

Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +

by chpsadadad January 9, 2009

Chode

Refers to the head or mushroom cap of the penis.

I can't help but to splug when she works the chode.

by JohnnyDough76 May 25, 2025