google man

Brian Steele; person asked to look something up in google to settle arguments

Hey google man, what's the second verse to ba ba black sheep?

by Us February 6, 2005

The Shrimp Man

Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.

The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.

by ATSW November 2, 2009

Community Man

One who takes very special pride in assisting and communicating others in their community.

Community Man needs no pay, he helps those in his community out of the kindness of his heart, even if it not always well received.

For example Community Man might feel compelled to let a fellow driver know that their car gas tank was left open. Community Man might also inform a fellow driver that their turn signal or headlight wasn't functioning properly.

by post officer newman January 3, 2010

Dhar Man

A insperational dude who is great at wetting girls panties.

I just watched Dhar Man, and it was VERY cash money!

by jewsand2236 February 11, 2021

beta man

someone who dedicates their life to some sketty wench even though they cheat on him and can't be trusted

Xander knows Jenny cheats on him but he still goes back to her, he's such a beta man

by bignigga44 November 7, 2018

breast man

1. A person who prefers titties overs ass
2. A person who loves looking through girls shirt necks as they bend toward them
3. Someone who doesn't care for twerking videos
4. A person who loves sucking girls titties while having sex
5. What gay men can't be (unless if they're fat)
6. A person who as a little kid would squeeze their moms tits and as a teen and adult other girls titties
7. Someone who says that tits can never be too big

(Breast Man watching twerking video)
Breast Man: Uhhh, why tf am i watching this (turns on vid with bouncing tits) Oh yeah, that's more like it!

by Dubiks May 23, 2019

Garbage Man

A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.

Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."

Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"

Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."

by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum May 4, 2013