High Tech Red Neck

A C&W song recorded by George Jones:

High Tech Red Neck
MayBerry meets StarTrek
He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in
High Tech Red Neck
daDebil waz da first HTRN on daNet.
by daDebil February 29, 2004
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Shamrock/Clover neck tattoo

It indicates being popular in the prison or gay community. That guys can get "lucky". Particularly when placed just below the ear, it is a marker for how far down they like to deep throat and that they swallow. It is also known to be used as a target by the sissy of the group who would kneel in the middle of a disturbingly aggressive homosexual circle jerk.
That guy is advertising that he is a cum dumpster in the prison and gay community with that shamrock/clover neck tattoo.
by Superior Maximus April 16, 2022
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neck jote jeet jote

how neck jote jeet jote doing.
by unknown32215228904934 October 21, 2019
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Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome

Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is a false illness, usually used by students who require to wear a uniform or people who have hickeys. This illness allows them to cover their necks for as long as they wish.

Symptoms of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome include chills or goosebumps (whether they are present all over the body or are isolated to the neck), headaches, and a sore neck.

The only cure for Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is to cover one's neck with something warm - turtlenecks and scarves work well. One may cover their neck for as long as they wish, or until one's peers actually look up the illness.
Teacher: "Why are you wearing that scarf? It's not an accepted uniform piece! To the principal's office with you!"

Student: "But I have to wear it. I've got a pretty bad case of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome."

Teacher: "Oh. Well, that's okay, then."
by Rougemont November 18, 2009
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Jersey Mikes neck roll

When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck
"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"
by Mike Sobo December 27, 2006
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Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.
Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously about to choke your left leg.
by Wamba September 16, 2003
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Red Neck Ryder

by Cara August 16, 2003
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