asian goalie

a really cool guy that has a lot of friends and is really cute and girls should date him.

hey look it's asian goalie.

by asiangoalie69 March 3, 2019

Fake Asian

A toad that's burnt in the road that's also is a sh**t stain who pretents to be Asian or Korean but has no Real Asian or Korean bloodline and also tricks and burns the World.

#1 Dang that girl is Koraisian. #2 Naw. She not from Asia or Korea. She's just Fake Asian. Not a real Blackanese. Careful she'll burn you. #2 YIKES!!!

by Catisaqueen May 26, 2021

Asianated

The state of being completely enraptured or obsessed with Asians, possibly to the exclusion of all others.

Well, I introduced him to my friend who happens to be a blonde, but he was way more interested in her Japanese friend, and then I heard from his best friend that he's been completely Asianated since high school and won't even date anyone non-Asian.

by Wendy S. August 12, 2017

bog-asian

otherwise known as an ABC - aussie born chinese

you are such a bog-asian

by damn-it-P October 29, 2017

Asian mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.

This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021

Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.

Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...

by Honky Mofo April 13, 2011

Asian Jerry with nice shoe

A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 25, 2019