Dutch snow

1. Somebody or something that forces itself upon you even though you don't want it there, and does outrageous things to impress you but you really don't want them/it there. Usually used to describe people who invite themselves over even though you aren't even friends with them.

1. Dude 1: Man, that Peter Bear guy invited himself over to our party, but nobody actually ever talks to him or hangs out with him. Then he did all this crazy stuff and totally killed the mood.

Dude 2: Man, he is so Dutch Snow.

2. Asshole: Hey man, how about tomorrow I come over to your party, you better get some extra breezers for me!
You: Don't be so Dutch snow man. GTFO.

by EurAzNPersuAZN December 26, 2010

Rusty Snow Cone

When you take a cup of shaved ice (not flavored yet) and just diarrhea ALL over it.

Man I had the Gravy Train goin' so I just decided to make a Rusty Snow Cone.

by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

Injured snow goose

When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.

I showed my date last night my injured snow goose. She used her mouth to nurse it back to life.

by Juiceton hymen August 9, 2017

the Arizona snow leopard ride

a sexual position were a woman is upside down, tied up, gagged down, and choked all while the man is face fucking her grandmother's ashes and while calling your father and confessing your love for him and that y'all should leave to Germany.

him: hey you wanna do The Arizona Snow Leopard Ride?
her: sure!

by Mazerattack October 28, 2019

snoclaf

the vagina of an albino woman; usually referring to a male as a "big white pussy"

that fat kid is a snoclaf

by jdopp October 16, 2008

Snow Pants

Pants, usually dark in coloured cover with cumstains

dude, u should have seen the snow pants on the floor of his bedroom!

by hendrix69 November 23, 2009

Snow Beer

A beer, either bottle or can, that is placed in a snow bank near an expanse of freshly fallen snow that requires shovelling. The beer serves as both motivator and reward to complete the job.

1) That snow beer is going to taste wicked good when I'm done shovelling this effin driveway.
2) Dig me out one of those frosty snow beers my good man!
3) Watch where your throwing the snow you hoser, we're gonna lose our snow beers!

by Cordo Gooper February 24, 2011