Keyboard smash

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)

???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)

by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023

smash

men

Smash men

by Espn Coems October 11, 2023

Smashed Jack

A penis that has been smashed flat.

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.

by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025

Smashed smashed

1. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. I need to get smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018

Smash

When two or more people play a Nintendo game that I can't name for copyright reasons.

"Hey, wanna smash?"
"Your kirby's gonna get destroyed by my mewtwo"

by M@r10 February 3, 2023

lets smash

play smash bros on any version or sex

"Alright johnster, lets smash!"
"WHAT THE HELL BRODY, WE'RE ONLY FRIENDS" Johnny exclaims as he leaves Brody's house

by lauchfromdarkages May 27, 2022

Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent

I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.

by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017